posted 1 week ago with 17,000 notes - styzles
posted 1 week ago with 346,605 notes - butterflyqueef

hellabloggin:

oh how the mackles have mored

posted 1 week ago with 28,304 notes - hellabloggin

neox:

shit white people say after sex 

  • thank you 
  • thats was good 
  • is there any gogurts left 
  • thanks 
  • do u think ikea is still open
posted 1 month ago with 229,227 notes - boytaurus

ekarusryndren:

anotherfirebender:

m1ssred:

chemical reaction

*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry

image

posted 1 month ago with 970,317 notes - m1ssred
posted 1 month ago with 30,249 notes - fuckboyband
  • Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
  • Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
  • Brother: Really?
  • Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
  • Brother:
  • Me:
  • Brother: ???
  • Me: ... fine as hell.
posted 1 month ago with 115,455 notes - highpawayden
posted 1 month ago with 151,747 notes - e-m-e-t-t

morice:

blaineheavenanderson:

thesmallestactofkindness:

Gave my students a pop quiz today and learned something new:

If you make all the answers to the questions C, you will see 35 of the most hilariously panicked and confused faces in the world.

are you satan

you really do not live up to your url

posted 1 month ago with 261,602 notes - thesmallestactofkindness